{"id":2,"date":"2011-04-25T15:26:18","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T15:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2016-07-21T10:25:14","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T08:25:14","slug":"sample-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"Bio"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2704\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_2460.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2704\" class=\"wp-image-2704 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_2460-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_2460.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_2460.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_2460.jpg?w=2000 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2704\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Feeding Herb the Hyena<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I am a university teacher and writer living in Prague, where I moved eleven years ago in search of adventure but instead got into teaching English. I teach students who pretend to understand me and live with a cat called the B Monster who&#8217;s plotting my murder. My local pub has dedicated a table to me.<\/p>\n<p>My essays have appeared on Nerve.com, Hippocampusmagazine.com, \u017dena a \u017divot, Defenestration Magazine, and in the travel anthology, (T)here.<\/p>\n<p>My first novel, Senseless, was published in August, 2011 and I am now rewriting my third novel. But sometimes I just sit in my office and daydream of opening a hotdog shop that caters exclusively to exotic dancers with large noses. I play roulette once a month (0, 9, &amp; 26)<\/p>\n<p>I invite readers to email me at dg(at)damiengaleone.com, to follow me on Twitter at @dgaleone, or just send me pies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a university teacher and writer living in Prague, where I moved eleven years ago in search of adventure but instead got into teaching English. I teach students who pretend to understand me and live with a cat called the B Monster who&#8217;s plotting my murder. My local pub has dedicated a table to [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P1EvEu-2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3383,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/3383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}