{"id":1757,"date":"2013-11-14T09:02:33","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T08:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=1757"},"modified":"2015-10-13T13:04:06","modified_gmt":"2015-10-13T11:04:06","slug":"5-ways-bartending-prepared-me-for-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=1757","title":{"rendered":"5 Ways Bartending Prepared Me for Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Flairtending<\/a>Like most people, I employ a whole set of skills that I was neither born with nor taught at any school. I\u2019ve learned some of these as a teacher, some as a writer, and some as a guy desperately trying to pass myself off as normal. Other skills I developed just by screwing up enough times.<\/p>\n

Some of these skills I learned in my time as a bartender.<\/p>\n

Bartending is a great job. Anyone who hasn\u2019t done it either envisions Tom Cruise flinging bottles around or some suave guy flirting with women and occasionally pouring a Manhattan.<\/p>\n

The reality is that bartending may be a great job, but it’s a hell of a tough one. You have to move fast, think fast, remember a lot of information, and develop a load of other skills in order to cope and not run screaming into the night. Some of these skills stay with you forever. Here are five that help me cope on a daily basis and keep me from running screaming into the day.<\/p>\n

5. Classroom Management<\/b><\/p>\n

Leading a room of 15-20 students demands a set of management skills that don\u2019t come easily. You have to be able to hear everything, remember 17 things, assess problems from across the room, and handle both problem students and students who are having problems. In addition, you are dealing with 15-20 people who have unique needs.<\/p>\n

Sound like any job you know?<\/p>\n

Running a full bar means dealing with several people who all have different needs at the same time. You have to have eyes on the back of your head to locate empty drinks, 10-foot long ears to anticipate problems and seek out those patrons that are, at times, a problem. Furthermore, taking one drink order at a time when you\u2019re busy is neither effective nor efficient, so you have to do this all while remembering about ten drink orders.<\/p>\n

There are times I wish I could mix cocktails for some of my classes. Things would go much smoother\u2026well, maybe I could just mix a cocktail for myself.<\/p>\n

4. I Know Stuff <\/b><\/p>\n

A lot of people build up a library of knowledge \u2013 useless or otherwise \u2013 via their job. But imagine the library of knowledge you\u2019d acquire if you had a job serving booze to a bunch of people with other<\/i> jobs. Then imagine that part of your job description was to entertain them.<\/p>\n

Over my years behind the bar, I served drinks to FBI forensic specialists, treasure hunters, gynecologists, brain surgeons, musicians, writers, mercenaries, and national geographic photographers. Not to mention plumbers, dentists, lawyers, drug dealers, prostitutes, and dog groomers.<\/p>\n

When people drink they like to talk about things. And often that thing is their job. Now, years on I have a plethora \u2013 yes, a plethora \u2013 of basic knowledge in several different areas. It\u2019s just sitting up in my brain waiting to be deposited into a short story, a novel, or even into a conversation like a quasi-interesting hand grenade.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s a little known fact\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

3. People Skills<\/b><\/p>\n

Whether it\u2019s knowing to ask questions rather than talk or reading a personality type quickly and accurately, people skills are a must in life. And bartending was a great way to learn people skills.<\/p>\n

These skills are also useful in defusing an uncomfortable situation with a joke or making a witty remark to get yourself out of admitting you are wrong. Not to mention negotiation skills, presenting skills, and the ability to inwardly stew in hatred and judgment while smiling and asking, \u201cSo, another martini?\u201d<\/p>\n

Oh, and the best thing is that the people you\u2019re dealing with now aren\u2019t hammered on bourbon and trying to convince you that they\u2019re OK to drive as they climb into the trunk of their Camry.<\/p>\n

2. In the Weeds? In the shmeeds<\/b><\/p>\n

I am looking at my calendar. I have two meetings this week, a presentation, proposals for exchange programs, tests to write, lessons to plan, workshops, and student consultations. At home, there\u2019s writing and editing chapters of my novel, sending out pitch emails, and numerous other life tidbits.<\/p>\n

Pbbbt. Whatever.<\/p>\n

If you were a bartender, it doesn\u2019t really matter.<\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

Because no matter how busy you ever get for the rest of your life, you\u2019ll never be three deep at the bar at midnight with a service station full of tickets and waitresses, hearing your name screamed over and over again until it\u2019s echoing in your brain pan, sweat dripping down your back and into your eyes, and holding a $50 bill whose owner you couldn\u2019t pick out of a crowd of two-slammed ever again.<\/p>\n

And once you realize that \u2013 hell, you\u2019re fine.<\/p>\n

1. Multi-tasking<\/b><\/p>\n

I am making dinner. It\u2019s 8 pm after a long day, and I haven\u2019t eaten since lunchtime. My eyes are glazed over and I am wearing the same look that my ancestors wore as they chased down giant prehistoric lasagna deer in southern Italy. I am starving.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, I am like a ninja. I put on two pots of water, cut onions and carrots, feed the cat, hang the laundry that\u2019s been wet for ten hours, scratch my butt with a spatula, slip the potatoes into the oven, drink water, drool, and feel shame all at once.<\/p>\n

I thank bartending. No other profession I can think of suits you for multi-tasking than tending bar. When you\u2019re behind the bar and have nine things to do in one minute, you become Vishnu.<\/p>\n

And thee, my friend? <\/b><\/p>\n

I wouldn\u2019t give up my time as a bartender for anything. It was fun, hard work. Plus, there were often boobs. But I never realized how well it prepared me for what I would go on to do in my life.<\/p>\n

I bet there\u2019s a job you had when you were younger that has ended up making you a better person, a smarter person, or better at what you do now. It may have even been a pain in the ass at times.<\/p>\n

So, how about it? <\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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