{"id":1782,"date":"2013-12-01T20:58:44","date_gmt":"2013-12-01T19:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=1782"},"modified":"2013-12-01T21:04:41","modified_gmt":"2013-12-01T20:04:41","slug":"read-two-articles-and-text-me-in-the-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=1782","title":{"rendered":"Read Two Articles and Text Me in the Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"289.365\"<\/a>Symptoms<\/b><\/p>\n

I was on the tram when I first realized I was having trouble concentrating. It was a linguistics article, and it occurred to me that I was reading one paragraph over and over again. Naturally I blamed the attractiveness of Czech women for my inability to get through the article.<\/p>\n

Later, on the couch, I had the same problem with the same article. The only Czech female afoot was the cat, and she was busy licking her butt on my kitchen table. Determined, I set a time limit and read the article. By the time I finished, I was sweating and soon thereafter dozed into a long nap born of weariness.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s become clear that my attention span has been waning. This struggle to read a simple article is just the latest symptom of this problem. In hindsight, I should have started to worry when I lost interest in the middle of a chicken recipe.<\/p>\n

Causes<\/b><\/p>\n

Really, I shouldn\u2019t be surprised this has happened. As a kid, I was a distracted goof who often found himself in trouble with nuns and other teachers for simple misunderstandings like walking off in the middle of a math test. My scattered nature has been cultivated by lots of factors.<\/p>\n

Modern technology is to my attention span what mescaline was to Hunter Thompson\u2019s sanity. There is YouTube, whose billion + short video clips I watch as I get ready for work. There is the SMS, with which we communicate all day, everyday in staccato phrases and words. This is all the more degenerative if you include its slow younger brother, text speak \u2013 No wut I mean? All of it works to break things down to bite-sized chunks edible by today\u2019s dissipating attention span.<\/p>\n

Still with me?<\/p>\n

If you have a frontal lobe, you know of the dozens of social media sites such as Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit. Facebook allows you to find out everything happening in your friends\u2019 lives in one \u2013 usually short \u2013 status update. The reaction to this status is usually a shorter comment or summed up more succinctly by clicking a button entitled \u2018Like.\u2019 Twitter encapsulates a person\u2019s wittiest and most thought-provoking insights as long as they can do it in fewer than 140 characters. And Reddit is sort of a mixture of it all, with memes, pictures, and Gifs added in. That said, if they ever, ever get rid of Gone Wild,<\/em> I am going to cry the cry of a thousand dying unicorns.<\/p>\n

But what has really done my attention span in are these \u2018list\u2019 articles typical of Buzzfeed. You see them everyday \u2013 7 Habits of People with Healthy Nipples<\/em> or 6 Reasons Heroin is Healthier than Pizza<\/em>. These \u2018list\u2019 articles have now become a staple of every e-zine and blog (guilty, as charged!), as well as every culture, humor, science, and news site on the Internet. I suppose that they are just making the articles more accessible to our brain’s inability to focus.<\/p>\n

Prognosis<\/b><\/p>\n

We r fukt<\/p>\n

Treatment<\/b><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know about you, but this disturbs me. I read novel after novel, but when it comes to articles, my brain seems incapable of focusing on anything longer than the average shampoo instruction.<\/p>\n

My personal course of action is to read two long articles every day. If it works, I\u2019ll write an article about it: 5 Reasons to Read Two Articles Every Day. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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