{"id":1787,"date":"2013-12-05T09:44:52","date_gmt":"2013-12-05T08:44:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=1787"},"modified":"2015-11-01T12:24:57","modified_gmt":"2015-11-01T11:24:57","slug":"holiday-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=1787","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Horror"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Sandy<\/a>It\u2019s December and as kitsch as it sounds, I desire that which is Christmassy. I\u2019m sure you have a favorite Christmas movie or even book. Every year I slap my knees at Clark W. Griswold and chuckle when Ralphie finally gets his Red Ryder BB gun and then almost shoots his eye out. And who doesn\u2019t get a little misty eyed when Clarence gets his wings?<\/p>\n

This December, however, my interests seem a little different. Whether it\u2019s the gloomy weather or the fact that I watch zombies eat people every week, I want tales of holiday horror. Here is my list of books and films that add a bit of the macabre to Christmas.<\/p>\n

Feel free to add to it.<\/p>\n

The Nightmare before Christmas<\/b><\/p>\n

Tim Burton\u2019s stop motion film is about Jack Skellington, the director of Halloween town, who accidentally finds the portal to Christmas town. He becomes obsessed with Christmas, has Santa kidnapped, and decides to run Christmas himself only to have a face-off with the military. It\u2019s the same old Victorian holiday tale.<\/p>\n

So, Halloween sort of attacks Christmas? Yeah, this is a great film. Not since peanut butter was added to chocolate has there been such a fantastic crossover of tastes. This film is so good that I can forgive Burton Batman Returns<\/i>.<\/p>\n

NOS4A2<\/b><\/p>\n

Joe Hill\u2019s novel is about the disturbingly named Christmasland and the supernatural killer who runs it, Charles Manx. Manx abducts children and keeps them forever in Christmasland, a place where nothing bad ever happens and it\u2019s always Christmas. The parents of these kids get horrifying midnight calls in which they hear several children caroling and the sounds of holiday \u2018cheer.\u2019<\/p>\n

Yeah, although Burton\u2019s Christmas Town and Hill\u2019s Christmasland sound similar, they are not. This one ain\u2019t funny and it ain\u2019t for the easily frightened. Maybe this one would be perfect for the mood of December 26th<\/sup>, huh?<\/p>\n

Gremlins<\/b><\/p>\n

We know the rules. Don\u2019t expose them to sunlight. Don\u2019t get them wet. And never, ever feed them after midnight. Holy crap, this film is about my college years!<\/p>\n

And of course they do all of the above, thus turning the cute, lovable, and squeaky Mogwai into a reptilian monster. Lots and lots of them (see above: water). Still, I can\u2019t believe they made a film about my college years five years before I went to college. Except, replace \u2018Don\u2019t get them wet\u2019 with \u2018Don\u2019t let him near whiskey.\u2019<\/p>\n

The Stupidest Angel <\/b><\/p>\n

If there is a writer who tells a humorous horror tale better than Christopher Moore then I do not know them. It\u2019s Christmas time in familiar (to Moore fans) Pine Cove, California, and all of the normal Christmassy things are happening: gift wrapping, shopping, annoying Christmas people, and ginger bread cookies.<\/p>\n

Oh yeah, and Santa takes a shovel to the head.<\/p>\n

Now, you might think that Santa\u2019s murder a week before Christmas makes for a downer of a story, but that\u2019s where our eponymous character comes in to save the day. Man, you have got to read this book. As with almost everything Moore has written: frickin\u2019 hilarious.<\/p>\n

Scrooged<\/b><\/p>\n

The classic of classics. You might not know this late \u201880s film, but you no doubt know its original \u2013 Dickens\u2019 A Christmas Carol<\/i>. Both Scrooged<\/i> and A Christmas Carol <\/i>follow the Christmas Eve trials of a stingy and bitter businessman as he is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, Christmas present, and Christmas yet to come.<\/p>\n

Why is Scrooged<\/i> better?<\/p>\n

To be fair, it\u2019s hard to improve on Dickens, but if there is someone who can, then it\u2019s Bill Murray. Throw in a disgruntled Bobcat Goldthwait and a Christmas ghost who kicks the crap out of Bill Murray, and you finally might be able to give Dickens a run for his money.<\/p>\n

Still, though it is a comedy, there are some creepy spots. And I am not talking about Bill Murray\u2019s skin.<\/p>\n

Over to you<\/b><\/p>\n

Add to this list! Do you know a film, book, story collection, or show that mixes horror and holiday? Any holiday, by the way, not just Christmas. We welcome horror in any holiday tradition. Oh yeah, a retelling of your family Christmas party does not count. I mean, we all understand where you\u2019re coming from, but it doesn\u2019t count.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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