{"id":3549,"date":"2016-11-10T06:47:05","date_gmt":"2016-11-10T05:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=3549"},"modified":"2024-08-27T08:04:11","modified_gmt":"2024-08-27T06:04:11","slug":"ucitel-hleda-zenu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=3549","title":{"rendered":"U\u010ditel hled\u00e1 \u017eenu"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"farmar\"<\/a>Ad Info<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dear Sir or Madam, could you please place this advertisement in the upcoming (Thursday) edition of your respected newspaper?<\/p>\n

I would greatly appreciate it if you could place it near other such ads, but ones that are less attractive than this one by way of content. Also, a space near a Sudoku puzzle would be great. Thank you.<\/p>\n

Faithfully yours, U\u010ditel.<\/p>\n

About<\/strong><\/p>\n

Due to the current global political climate, I am hoping to ensure European residency for as long as I live. Or at least until I can get a job in Japan or on an oil rig. To solidify this, I am looking for a wife. She must be of European nationality. To make things easier, I have narrowed this down to a Czech or Slovak woman.<\/p>\n

My doctor tells me that I do not possess the nervous system to be able to handle a Russian woman for the rest of my life. In any event, let\u2019s be honest – that won\u2019t help anyway.<\/p>\n

U\u010ditel <\/strong><\/p>\n

I offer a wide variety of qualities in terms of a long-term partner, even despite an evident terror of long-term relationships. I am an ESL professional, so you have English lessons forever, or at least as long as you want to pay what I consider a fair discounted price (300 K\u010d by yourself \/ 400 K\u010d if you bring a friend). I am also a writer and writing teacher, so your emails are guaranteed to be professional and obsessively edited.<\/p>\n

Though American, I am partially assimilated into Czech culture. \u201cPartially\u201d meaning that I get socks and sandals and Pel\u00ed\u0161ky<\/em>, but I don\u2019t yet get the draw of Lucie B\u00edl\u00e1 or tla\u010denka. I will never go mushroom picking (and I understand why this is a deal breaker).<\/p>\n

I also bring the following:<\/p>\n