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\"\"<\/a><\/strong>Date: February 22, 2017 <\/span>18<\/p>\n

Time: 6:21 a.m.<\/p>\n

Emotional & Mental Stability (1-10 scale) <\/u><\/p>\n

4.6<\/p>\n

3 Positive Affirmations <\/u><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Most people consistently compliment your hair<\/li>\n
  2. Nobody can read your mind<\/li>\n
  3. You are not a Republican<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

     <\/p>\n

    3 MITs (most important tasks)<\/u><\/p>\n

      \n
    • Go to meeting<\/li>\n
    • Pretend to listen at meeting<\/li>\n
    • Don\u2019t kill yourself in\/after meeting<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      3 Daily Goals  <\/u><\/p>\n

        \n
      1. Be nice to people<\/li>\n
      2. Show an interest in others (for realz)<\/li>\n
      3. Don\u2019t accidentally poke out eyes<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Rewards for Goals attained and Tasks Fulfilled <\/u><\/p>\n

        A hotdog<\/p>\n

        Crib Notes for Navigating Today\u2019s Shit Storm of Human Interaction <\/u><\/p>\n

        Look in the eyes, you fool, the eyes!<\/p>\n

        It\u2019s rude to laugh at language mistakes.<\/p>\n

        Remember \u2013 he doesn\u2019t want to be that stupid.<\/p>\n

        React to what people say, not what you want them to have said.<\/p>\n

        Think before you speak. Do you really want to say that?<\/p>\n

        Do ^^ again. Do you REALLY want to say that?<\/p>\n

        Not everyone loves the word fuck as much as you. This also goes for fuckballs, fuckwit, fuckety fuck fuck, motherfucker, and cocksucker. Know your audience.<\/p>\n

        No! No!<\/p>\n

        Questions to Ask\/Things to Say <\/u><\/p>\n

          \n
        1. You look nice? Did you do something with your hair? (do not call attention to your beautiful salt and pepper locks)\n
            \n
          1. Follow up: Oh, well, it just looks nice today.<\/li>\n
          2. Follow up: Knew it!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
          3. I think that\u2019s a valid idea and I want to hear more about it.\n
              \n
            1. Follow up: I agree with your thesis and recommend that you send an email about it to management. Do not cc me.<\/li>\n
            2. Oh, can you just send it to me in an email?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
            3. You are doing a very good job (enter place of work).\n
                \n
              1. Follow up: You are welcome<\/li>\n
              2. Follow up: Promi\u0148te,<\/em> Nerozum\u00edm. (leave hastily before any further interaction can ensue) <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
              3. You look very attractive in that (thing)\n
                  \n
                1. Follow up: You are welcome.<\/li>\n
                2. Follow up: I\u2019m sorry, I didn\u2019t mean anything by it.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
                3. I found this meeting valuable and not at all painfully redundant and unnecessary.\n
                    \n
                  1. Nota bene: DO NOT LAUGH!<\/li>\n
                  2. Follow up: Couldn\u2019t this have been accomplished in an email?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
                  3. Well I for one applaud your life choice.\n
                      \n
                    1. Nota bene: Slow breaths. Remember: they can not read your mind.<\/li>\n
                    2. Follow up: Oh\u2026I see.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                      End of Day Report<\/u><\/p>\n

                      February 22, 2017<\/span> 18 (fuck nuggets!)<\/p>\n

                      Time: 8:29 p.m.<\/p>\n

                      Emotional Stability (1-10 scale)<\/p>\n

                      8.2<\/p>\n

                      MITS<\/u><\/p>\n

                        \n
                      1. 2 of 3 attained.<\/li>\n
                      2. After 19 minutes my inability to listen was clear.<\/li>\n
                      3. Note: Do not read funny things on tablet in meeting.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                        Daily Goals<\/p>\n

                          \n
                        1. Was (mostly) nice to people (that one guy deserved that comment)<\/li>\n
                        2. I need to work on showing interest in others. But they are so dull!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                            \n
                          • After near miss with fork\/grapefruit, I did not poke out eyes! Win!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                            Crib Notes <\/u><\/p>\n

                            Useful<\/p>\n

                            Reward <\/u><\/p>\n

                            The hotdog was so good that I had 2.<\/p>\n

                            + 7 beers<\/p>\n

                            Meditational Mantra <\/u><\/p>\n

                            You are not a Republican<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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