{"id":6017,"date":"2024-04-01T20:38:52","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T18:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=6017"},"modified":"2024-08-20T02:42:04","modified_gmt":"2024-08-20T00:42:04","slug":"weird-things-that-i-have-learned-this-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=6017","title":{"rendered":"Weird Things that I have Learned this Week"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Writing articles for kids has opened my eyes to a lot of different things. Mostly this is how much I didn\u2019t know. I used to read these articles in coursebooks and think \u2018wow, how did this person come up with this stuff?\u2019 and then I would act as though I knew this information.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thea reality is, this information is come across now and then when you get off of Reddit and read things called \u2018books\u2019 and \u2018articles\u2019. Here are some weird things I\u2019ve learned this week in my writings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The first known author was a priestess in ancient Mesopotamia. Not only did she write about and tributes to her favorite gods, she is the first person to write autobiographical information. One of the things she wrote about was how much politicians suck. There was a contingent of politicians and rulers who were trying to remove her from power. The first (known) writing we can attach to a name and the person is complaining about politicians. We never stood a dog damned chance, did we? Also, had they succeeded she might have been executed, banished, exiled, or gone through a humiliation ritual \u2013 things which we should bring back for politicians who, say, try to overthrow the government because they\u2019re orange petulant man-children.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

There was a thing called the \u2018Great Emu War\u2019. It took place in Australia in 1932. The Australian military deployed soldiers armed with machine guns to combat this infestation of emus in Western Australia. And the soldiers lost. While humans have waged wars on infesting species before and since (wolves, toads, pythons, republicans) this \u2013 as far as I know \u2013 is the only ground campaign against a non-human enemy. And we lost. The message \u2013 don\u2019t fuck with nature or things that live in Australia, and definitely don\u2019t fuck with both at the same time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

However, there was something known as the Battle of the Frogs and Mice. This occurred in Ancient Greece and was mentioned by the poet Homer as a bizarre legend about a battle between frogs and mice. According to the story, the mice sought to avenge the death of their king by waging war against the frogs. The battle was said to have taken place in a swamp, with the frogs ultimately emerging victorious. But we all knew that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some communities in the U.S. throw cow poop as part of local festivities on July 4th<\/sup>. While most American communities limit their creative activities on July 4th<\/sup> to bald eagle meet and greets or a vast number of eating contests (hotdogs, watermelon, pie), some use it as a way to get things away from them \u2013 such as cow poop. Other communities dress up their animals in American flags and march them in parades. Just as John Adams would have wanted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please keep alert on this April Fool\u2019s Day. We have been duped by left-handed hamburgers, toilet paper shortages, and attacking Martians. And I put it beyond no person on the right wing of American politics to try to instigate something insane and then claim it was an April Fool\u2019s joke. And, well, I put it beyond nobody who supports right wing politics to eagerly believe it. Don\u2019t drink too much. Pay attention. And remember, other channels exist.   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Writing articles for kids has opened my eyes to a lot of different things. Mostly this is how much I didn\u2019t know. I used to read these articles in coursebooks and think \u2018wow, how did this person come up with this stuff?\u2019 and then I would act as though I knew this information. Thea reality […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6018,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/919px-Stalking_emu_ca._1885_attributed_to_Tommy_McRae.jpg?fit=919%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1EvEu-1z3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6017"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6019,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6017\/revisions\/6019"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}