{"id":6100,"date":"2024-08-20T01:27:47","date_gmt":"2024-08-19T23:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=6100"},"modified":"2024-08-20T01:27:47","modified_gmt":"2024-08-19T23:27:47","slug":"this-week-in-random-information","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=6100","title":{"rendered":"This Week in Random Information"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Aelbert_Cuyp_-_Young_Herdsman_with_Cows_-_WGA5829.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"627\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Aelbert_Cuyp_-_Young_Herdsman_with_Cows_-_WGA5829.jpg?resize=700%2C627&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Aelbert_Cuyp_-_Young_Herdsman_with_Cows_-_WGA5829.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/damiengaleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Aelbert_Cuyp_-_Young_Herdsman_with_Cows_-_WGA5829.jpg?resize=300%2C269&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Here are some things I&#8217;ve learned that keep me up at night for one reason or another. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cows have best friends. They become sad if they are separated from them. And just like that I&#8217;ll never enjoy another steak. I&#8217;ll eat steak; I just won&#8217;t enjoy it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus. Venus rotates so slowly one Venetian day takes 243 earth days. But a Venetian year is 225 days. I commiserate with this as one 40-minute Latin class was longer than 500 Venetian days. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Pigeons are self-aware. They can recognize themselves in mirrors and discriminate themselves in videos. This means they have some level of self-awareness, which begs the question as to why they poop in front of people all the time. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cows have accents. I wonder if French cows get annoyed when other cows can&#8217;t use their accents correctly. Maybe I&#8217;ll only eat French cows from now on. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wombats poop in cubes. Scientists think this helps the poop not roll away and so more efficiently marks the previous owner&#8217;s territory. If I take a continuing education class, it will be to learn this skill. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A jellyfish known as the Turritopsis dohrnii can essentially live forever by reverting to its juvenile form after reaching maturity. Which fully sums up my retirement plans. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland because they get lonely and are considered social animals. I hope someone is looking out for cows and their best buddies in a similar way. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some things I&#8217;ve learned that keep me up at night for one reason or another. Cows have best friends. They become sad if they are separated from them. And just like that I&#8217;ll never enjoy another steak. I&#8217;ll eat steak; I just won&#8217;t enjoy it. 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