{"id":930,"date":"2012-09-20T14:50:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T12:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=930"},"modified":"2012-10-15T10:19:41","modified_gmt":"2012-10-15T08:19:41","slug":"prohibition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damiengaleone.com\/?p=930","title":{"rendered":"Prohibition"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Profile<\/a>There were five of us in the pub last Friday on Jind\u0159i\u0161sk\u00e1 Street. It was a classic Czech pub, meaning sheets of smoke in the air, grumpy waitresses and food that reenacts the gunfight at the OK Corral within your colon.<\/p>\n

One of us was celebrating a birthday; whose birthday was not really material, as we had planned to damage ourselves that evening in celebration of another number being added to the backside of a 4. This plan involved an evening of Gambrinus and Becherovka to cheer another year without major health problems, while tempting the fates.<\/p>\n

We ordered five shots of Becherovka and the waiter shook his head. Assuming they were out of Becherovka, we ordered Slivovice. He shook his head again. Panic ran through the once riled ranks of our group.<\/p>\n

I could almost hear every member\u2019s balloon knot tightening up with the waiter\u2019s gesture.<\/p>\n

This reaction was overshadowed by the present cheering from our livers and the metaphorical giggling of absent significant others.<\/p>\n

The waiter explained that due to current circumstances, every pub, shop and department store in the country had been prohibited to sell any alcohol over 20%. Our choices of shot had gone from Irish Whiskey, Becherovka and any number of delicious and hepatotoxic brandies to Amaretto, Vermouth and Zelen\u00e1. Zelen\u00e1 (literally meaning green) is the mouthwash of the alcohol world.<\/p>\n

In early September, it had been reported that a couple of people had died as a result of alcohol poisoning; others had been blinded or immediately fell into comas. In the past weeks, the number of deaths has risen to about twenty and still nobody really knows what is going on. It seems that either a bootlegger or a psychopath have taken to mixing up alcohol with methanol rather than ethanol alcohol. The effect is not intoxicating as much as fatal.<\/p>\n

But Friday evening, we weren\u2019t as concerned with rationality as we were with having an irrationally ribald time with spirits. We deflated at the prospect of relying on delicious, perfect beer for our celebration. I ordered a risotto as substitution. Throughout the evening, alcohol came to us as though we were French revolutionaries in 1943 Bordeaux. We snuck nips of dom\u00e1c\u00ed Slivovice out of a flask and Irish Whiskey in the later evening at the hands of a stubby angel whose bar has a backroom. The code phrase was \u201cLooking at paintings.\u201d It was used once.<\/p>\n

Despite these brushes with contraband, the evening mostly passed without booze and, in most ways, resembled any other night out with the guys. We stayed out til 3 a.m. told stories, laughed and talked about music and films; we made fun of each other, grumbled about work and ogled women who didn\u2019t exist when I was in college.<\/p>\n

We got home, unaccustomed at that late hour to proper motor function and the capabilities of both remembering the cab ride and not slurring in bad Czech. My wallet saw me 250 K\u010d richer than I usually would have been at the end of such a night and in the morning my head wasn\u2019t pounding like bad rap.<\/p>\n

As it turns out, we had fun. This both gives food for thought and denies any significant others freude of the shaden variety. Life is OK without hard alcohol.<\/p>\n

Yesterday, as if reading the minds of his constituents, President Klaus called the prohibition an overreaction from the Health Minister. In the next breath and before anyone could rejoice a quick end to the proceedings, he said that it will be difficult to lift such a ban.<\/p>\n

Maybe I\u2019ll buy a bottle of Zelen\u00e1. I need some mouthwash anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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